Hahaha, you thought you could fool me, didn’t you, you little stinker? I have to admit, you did a very thorough job. Whatever it was you put under your pillow did look an awful lot like a tooth! (Did you paint it white? How long did this project take you?)
Unfortunately, no matter how good the replica is, you can’t trick The Tooth Fairy! See, I’m your designated Tooth Fairy, and that means that whenever you lose a tooth, my wand lights up. That’s how I always know to come to your house, even if you misplace or swallow your tooth. If my wand doesn’t light up, I know that the tooth either isn’t real or isn’t really yours.
You’re a very clever kid with a lot of creativity! I hope you can put it to use doing a fun arts and crafts project instead. I love to see you make new things and have fun.
I’m taking this fake tooth and leaving you a penny. It’s the best deal you’re gonna get.
The Tooth Fairy