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Tooth Fairy Letter Adult

Text of the letter:

Dear Mike,

Boy, you are just really strapped for cash, aren't you? If I had known that you would go get your tooth pulled right out of your jaw just for a measly buck, I would have just loaned you the money. You could've asked.

But I know, you've got your pride. Next you'll be selling your kidneys on the black market. There are other ways, man. Look, you don't have to tell me that a root canal is legitimate procedure. I'm no narc.

I realize times are tough, so here's an extra dollar. The national minimum tooth wage has been raised since you were a kid. I think the American Dental Association stepped in. Anyway, I hope this helps. Don't blow it all on candy bars.


The Tooth Fairy

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