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Text of the letter:
Boy, you are just really strapped for cash, aren't you? If I had known that you would go get your tooth pulled right out of your jaw just for a measly buck, I would have just loaned you the money. You could've asked.
But I know, you've got your pride. Next you'll be selling your kidneys on the black market. There are other ways, man. Look, you don't have to tell me that a root canal is legitimate procedure. I'm no narc.
I realize times are tough, so here's an extra dollar. The national minimum tooth wage has been raised since you were a kid. I think the American Dental Association stepped in. Anyway, I hope this helps. Don't blow it all on candy bars.
The Tooth Fairy
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